And Your Crybaby Whiny-assed Opinion Would Be...Stock #BS2

Before You Criticize Someone, Walk a Mile in His Shoes. That Way, if He Gets Angry, He'll be a Mile Away and Barefoot...Stock #BS3

Blessed Be...Stock #BS4

Bloom Where You are Planted...Stock #BS5

Born OK the First Time...Stock #BS6

Caution, I Brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons and Other Invisible Creatures that Only I Can See...Stock #BS7

Caution: Never Drive Faster than Your Angel Can Fly...Stock #BS8

Choice...What a Beautiful Right...Stock #BS9

Clergy...Stock #BS10

Cleverly Disguised and a Responsible Adult...Stock #BS11

Come to the Darkside, We Have Cookies...Stock #BS12

Dear God, Please SAVE ME from Your "GOOD PEOPLE"...Stock #BS13

Do Not ENTER, DRAGONS ONLY...Stock #BS14

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons...For You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup...Stock #BS15

Don't Believe Everything You Think...Stock #BS16

Don't Make Me Get Out My Flying Monkeys!...Stock #BS17

Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls to Santa...Stock #BS18

Fat People are Harder to Kidnap...Stock #BS19

Freedom of Religion Means ANY Religion...Stock #BS20

Get a Taste of Religion, LICK A WITCH!...Stock #BS21

HATRED is a Learned Behavior...Stock #BS22

Heavily Medicated for Your Protection...Stock #BS23

I Believe in Dragons, Good Men and Other Fantasy Creatures...Stock #BS24

I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To Do...Stock #BS25

I Don't Suffer from Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute of it!...Stock #BS26

I Found Jesus...He was Behind the Sofa the Whole Time...Stock #BS27

I Thank the Goddess that I am a Witch...Stock #BS28

I Took a Pain Pill. Why are You Still Here?...Stock #BS29

If Going to Church Makes You a Christian, Does Going to the Garage Make You a Car!...Stock #BS30

If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths...Stock #BS31

If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going...Stock #BS32

I'm in the Witchcraft Industry, What About You?...Stock #BS33

In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will be Yesterday...Stock #BS34

Instead of Being Born Again, Why Not Just GROW UP?...Stock #BS35

Legalize Freedom...Stock #BS36

Life is a Witch and Then You Fly...Stock #BS37

Love Your Enemies...It Really Gets Them Confused...Stock #BS38

Madness Takes its Toll, Please Have Exact Change...Stock #BS39

May You Have Exactly the God You Deserve...Stock #BS40

Merry Meet & Merry Part and Merry Meet Again!...Stock #BS41

Minds are Like Parachutes...They Only Function When OPEN...Stock #BS42

My Karma Ran Over My Dogma...Stock #BS43

My Mind Wandered...and Never Came Back...Stock #BS44

Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups...Stock #BS45

No Matter Where You Go, There You Are...Stock #BS46

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' from the Coven...Stock #BS47

Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts of Beauty...Stock #BS48

Protected by Witchcraft...Stock #BS49

Remember...Pillage First, THEN Burn....Stock #BS59

Saw it...Wanted it...Had a fit...Got it!...Stock #BS50

Teach Don't Preach...Stock #BS51

Teach Respect For The Earth and All Living Creatures...Stock #BS52

Therapy is Expensive, Popping Bubble Wrap is Cheap, YOU CHOOSE!!...Stock # BS53

They are NOT Hot Flashes...The are Power Surges...Stock #BS54

Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper...Stock #BS55

WARNING...Invisible Dragon in Back Seat...Stock #BS60

Witches Do It In Circles...Stock #BS56

Witches' Parking Only...All Others Will Be TOAD...Stock #BS57

You're Just Jealous Because the Voices are Talking to ME...Stock #BS61